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Aww, no squares for "my friend totally lost weight and now they have more energy and are just happier!" or "depressed? lose weight and it cures itself!"
But but those are my favorites!
Posted by: Erin S. | February 26, 2011 at 09:38 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Anna Guest-Jelley | February 26, 2011 at 09:50 PM
So now fat women are lesbians? That's a new one.
What about fat men? Are they gay?
I'll let any gay or lesbian anorexics know that they don't exist. Thanks for the post. It would be funny if it weren't so true.
Posted by: JoannaDeadWinter | February 27, 2011 at 09:35 AM
Joanna, it's a stereotype (used by trolls) that a fat woman is automatically a lesbian, because she's too fat to get a man. It wasn't meant to insult people suffering from anorexia.
Fat men (according to troll logic) are acceptable. Women must be perfect.
You are reading too much into a bingo card meant to be humorous. And Brian (the creator of the card) would be the LAST person on this Earth to insult anybody suffering from an eating disorder. Plus, he's a fat man.
Posted by: Sarah | February 27, 2011 at 09:24 PM
"But I don't want to be fat!"
(Does this mean I get a cut of your jackpot?)
Posted by: living400lbs | February 27, 2011 at 09:58 PM
I know you don't want to hear the truth, but I know you really hate being fat, and we have to do something! I'm just trying to help! I mean, you're just too fat to get laid, even though you are a lesbian because you are so fat and lesbians are all PC and shit. You must be delusional if you think it is ok to be that fat! Besudes, inside every fat person is a thin person trying to get out. You just want an excuse to be fat because fat people have it too easy in our society! I'm sure we can all agree that we are in the middle of an epidemic. Won't someone please think of the children? They won't be able to get health care because fat people are a drain on our health care system!
Wait, why do you assume I'm thin? I'm fat, but I don't want to be! I want to lose weight, and you are beind very discouraging with all that fat acceptance bullshit. I'm concerned that you're being too extreme. You're endangering the rights of dieters, just like Big Tobacco endangers the rights of nonsmokers! I already lost 50lbs and it was like I was wearing a backpack filled with 50lbs of junk and I took it off and threw it away! You could do it, too. You just need to eat less and exercise more. I know you say you eat all healthy and shit but obviously you're lying because of the law of thermodynamics. If you keep this up, you're going to die!
Posted by: Rabbit | February 28, 2011 at 03:39 PM
I have a few!
I lost 50 pounds and feel like a new person! or:
I lost all the weight...and now, guys find me attractive!
Respectfully submitted
Posted by: erin | March 05, 2011 at 12:18 PM
forgot the "don't eat me", my wife regularly get's that one :(
Posted by: amossio | March 07, 2011 at 09:44 AM
forgot the diabetes and bankrupting our healthcare system!
Posted by: c muncher | March 21, 2011 at 03:06 PM